(At a roadside restaurant in Burma.)
(HEIDI returns from the bathroom and joins MARCI at the table.)
HEIDI: This place has a great bathroom. It's got everything you need!
MARCI: It's got toilet paper?
HEIDI: Well, no.
MARCI: Soap?
HEIDI: No.
MARCI: A sink?
HEIDI: No... But it's relatively clean, there's water and a bucket to flush the toilet, and if you bring your own tissue and hand sanitizer, it's got everything you need!
MARCI: I think your idea of adequate toilet facilities has acclimatized.
(All those present laugh uncontrollably.)
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